I am an idiot

I am currently in the position where I have a whole essay to do, on the evening before it's due in, and not for the first time in my life. In fact, not even for the first time this week.

This has reminded me of how much i hate myslef at times, annoyed by my, let's face it, many person flaws. Such as always writing "myslef" instead of "myself" when I'm typing quickly. The list is probably endless, but I'll give it a go:

• being ridiculously awkward in any group situation of more than about 3 people. I still don't know why
• constantly saying things too loudly when the person who it's about is close enough to listen
• having absolutely no motivation to get good at any sports or get fit. After all, it is effort.
• not wanting to put any effort into anything 
• starting a massive packet of Doritos, with the intention to only have a few, or share them. Neither happens, ever
• when I'm listening to music through headphones in public places, humming along without realising, and then being asked to be quiet by a stranger. This has actually happened. Twice

It doesn't take long to realise that there is not enough to time for all this self-loathing. And I should really get on with this English essay.

If you're reading this and you can think of anything that you particularly hate about me, the comment's box is ready and waiting.