Call Me Maybe has been a massive hit, it it’ll clearly be a one hit wonder for Carly Rae Jepson. That said, it’ll make her a lot of money, so she’ll still be singing it when she’s 50, which will probably drive her insane (it’s so catchy!). The words might be changed slightly….
Hey I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But I really like you. I haven’t felt this way about anyone for so long and I think that we are destined to be together. My therapist says that I have unresolved emotional issues which emanated from my husband leaving me, and culminating with losing the custody of my children. I don’t even drink anymore, I’ve been on the wagon for almost a month now, and I haven’t had one of my ‘fits’ since last year. I wasn’t even allowed to keep my dog as the RSPCA deemed it to be too risky for his wellbeing, particularly as I kept forgetting to feed him. I don’t even know how I’m supposed to look after him when I can’t look after myself. That’s why I really need someone to help me make it through, and I want it to be you. I need it to be you. Please come round as soon as possible, or I’m not sure I’ll make it through the night. I live in Mission, British Columbia on 8536 Cade Bar, and my number is (604) 820-0840,
So call me maybe?
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